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Why, oh why, does this happen to me? How did I end up stuck in this tree? The ground down below looks so far away, That if I would fall it would take me all day To hit the ground, with a thud and a thunk. And knowing my luck I'd land on a skunk. So here I will sit 'til my dying day. Or maybe, at least, 'til that bear goes away.
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The wife of young Richard of Limerick Complained to her hesband, "My quim, Rick, Still grows in diameter Each time that you ram at her; How can your poor tool stay so slim, Rick?"
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The bustard's a fortuitous fowl, Who has but small reason to growl. He avoids illigitemacy By the simple expediency Of the use of an alternate vowel.
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There was a young cowboy named Gary Who was morbidly anxious to marry, But he found the defection Of any erection A difficuly factor to parry.
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There was a young Georgian named Lynd Who'd never in all his life sinned, For whenever he'd start He'd be jarred by a fart, And his semen was gone with the wind.
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