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The letter from the Air Force colonel in charge of safety said 
that rocket boosters weighing more than 300,000 pounds "have 
an explosive force upon surface impact that is sufficient to 
exceed the accepted overpressure threshhold of physiological 
damage for exposed personnel."

In other words, if a 300,000-pound booster rocket falls on 
someone, he or she will die.



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It's great being a new mom. The only thing I worry about is that one day the FBI will break down my door and take the baby back to his real mother. But I guess it's normal for new moms to worry.
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I'm sure you've all watched Titanic and watched poor Jack Dawson sink to his watery grave, well when he was frozen and Rose pushed him under, my idiot ex-boyfriend yelled, "Jack Frost!!" Sent by Christine
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