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When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
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"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward." - William E. Davidsen
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Virginity can be cured.
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Girls, just to let you know... if you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
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You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
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