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"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
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"Sorry about that Chief."
- Maxwell Smart
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Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second.
- Edward Abbey
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When the last mule-packing unit of the U.S. Army was eliminated
at Ft. Carson, Co. in 1956, some of its soldiers wept. They
said the U.S. wouldn't win another war without the mule.
So far, they're right.
- The Wall Street Journal
Feb 9, 1984
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