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When doctors and undertakers meet, they always wink at each other.
- W. C. Fields
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There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
- W. C. Fields
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The best cure for insomnia is plenty of sleep.
- W. C. Fields
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It's one thing to have to explain to a man why a billion dollar
measure has been vetoed, but it is much more difficult to explain
to a woman why the cap of the toothpaste has not been put back on.
- W. C. Fields
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Let us praise the noble turkey vulture
No one envies him;
he harms nobody;
and he contemplates our little world
from a most serene and noble height.
- Edward Abbey
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