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Boy, everyone is stupid except me. -- Homer Simpson, ``Homer the Heretic''
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Don't worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -- God, ``Homer the Heretic''
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to alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems -- Homer Simpson
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"Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman! I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of grass my ass!" Homer Simpson
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There may be some things better than sex and some things may be worse, but there is nothing exactly like it. - W. C. Fields
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