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One of the reasons Jimmy Carter is so popular in the south is that he has no accent.
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Some congressmen are so upset about how much the government pays farmers not to grow wheat, that they want more money not to accept bribes.
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The United States has just recently signed an agreement with Russia forbidding all nuclear weapons belonging to China.
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I love those slow-talking Southern girls. I was out with a Southern girl last night, took her so long to tell me she wasn't that kind of girl, she was. - Woody Woodbury
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very excited, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. - Jerry Seinfeld
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