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Necrophilia means never having to say you're sorry.
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Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in America whose bologna really did have a first name?
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"The reigning Miss Canada has been arrested for punching out another woman in a bar fight...Quite frankly, I think it's refreshing to finally find one beauty pageant winner who is against world peace." - Jay Leno
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Skipper: I'm not overweight, I just have big bones. Gilligan: Yeah, and they're covered with big meat. - Gilligan's Island
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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well. - Lazarus Long
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