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"If I have seen farther than others, it is because I
was standing on the shoulders of giants."
- Isaac Newton
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even
bigger man to laugh at that man.
- Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live
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The nuclear bomb took all the fun out of war.
- Edward Abbey
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
- Calvin & Hobbes
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music,
no choreography and the dancers hit each other.
- J. Handy
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