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It's not hard to tell we was poor --
when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
- George Lindsey
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Opportunity is missed by most people because
it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Edison
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Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes
was not putting on your armor because you were "just going
down to the corner."
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Antique is just another word for second-hand.
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