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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of -- but do it in private, and wash your hands afterwards. - Lazarus Long
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects - Lazarus Long
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I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage -- no matter how ugly and disgusting it gets. - Major Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
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