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If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 



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Jesus died for our sins. Let's not disappoint him.
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The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as when they do so from religious conviction." -- Blaise Pascal
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." -- Tommy Cooper
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