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According to a new survey 60% of adults say they're aware of someone
who's gone to work under the influence of drugs.
Apparently the other 40% have never heard of the Dallas Cowboys.
- Conan O'Brien
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Everybody lies about sex.
- Lazarus Long
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$100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly
for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000 --
by which time it will be worth nothing.
- Lazarus Long
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That shoe fits him like a glove.
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Xerox does it again and again and again and...
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