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"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
- Baroness Edith Summerskill
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"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same
purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
- Marie Corelli
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Reality is only just a word.
- Harry Chapin
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Mind your own business, Spock.
I'm sick of your half breed interference.
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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