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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
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Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
- Salvor Hardin, Foundation
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
- Sam Brown, The Washington Post, January 26, 1977
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Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
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"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the
day by tying a little noose around your neck?"
- Linda Ellerbee
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