| Archives | Lists | Random | Register | Tell Joke | Links | About |
Pokern |
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview
unless applying for the job of umpire.
- Dan Zevin
Send this quote to a friend
1
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me.
- Tim Allen
Send this quote to a friend
2
Never say "Oops" in the operating room.
- Dr. Leo Troy
Send this quote to a friend
3
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
Send this quote to a friend
4
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Erma Bombeck
Send this quote to a friend
5
| Today's Jokes Today's Stories Today's Poems |
| Jump to |