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Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.
- Woodrow Wilson
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Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip.
There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by
the bib and said, "Look, it's always gonna be me!"
- Rita Rudner
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
It annoys them very much.
- G.K. Chesterton
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Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day.
- Harry S. Truman
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"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so."
- Bertrand Russell
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