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A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes.
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"I've been seeing spots in front of my eyes." "Have you seen a doctor?" "No, just spots."
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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
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