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There was a sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole!
There's plenty of room in the right one!"
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A parson who lived near Cremorne
Looked down on all women with scorn.
E'en a boy's white, fat bum
Could not make him come,
But an old man's piles gave him the horn.
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All those Monica limericks are lame,
But I guess we have Clinton to blame.
Had he fucked just his wife,
For once in his life,
Or at least missed the dress when he came.
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There was a young lassie named Phyllis
Was deflowered one night in a Willys.
Before they were through
Her spine was askew,
And I very much fear that it still is.
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Another Month Ends:
All Targets Met
All Systems Working
All Customers Satisfied
All Staff Eager and Enthusiastic
All Pigs Fed and Ready to Fly
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