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There was a young peasant named Gorse
Who fell madly in love with his horse.
Said his wife, "You rapscallion,
That horse is a stallion---
This constitutes grounds for divorce."
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There was a young girl in Berlin
Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
Though he diddled his best,
And fucked her with zest,
She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?"
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To Italy went Sinclair Lewis
Documenting the life led by loose
American drunks,
But he unpacked his trunks
'Cause Florence slipped him a goose.
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There was a young man of Tyburnia
Who was fucking a girl with a hernia.
When he shot in her twat
Why, she also shot---
All over him! Wouldn't that burn ya?
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A pious young lady named Finnegan
Would caution her beau, "Now you're in again,
Please watch it just right
So you'll last through the night,
For I certainly don't want to sin again."
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