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Some years back my live-in girlfriend (and now wife) came home while I was napping on the living room couch. I was still half asleep when she leaned over me to try and get a kiss. I wanted to say "don't get your hopes up" but then thought maybe "don't jump the gun" would be better. In my half-awake state it came out "Don't get your guns up."
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