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I had to go through a needle location biopsy recently. This involves putting a 6 inch needle through a most sensitive part of a woman's anatomy. I had to sit there alone with this thing pierced through my anatomy and I wondered, "Is this how a whale feels?" It occured to me, "I'm big, I'm white, I'm gay, and I have been harpooned! That must make me Moby Dyke!" My friends now call me "MD".
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State Trooper on the NYS Thruway (I90) gave me a ticket the other day. Speeding? No. I was driving in the Granny lane (slow) and the Trooper pulled up beside me. I hit a pheasent that stepped into the road from the shoulder. Flew across the lane, hit the Trooper's windshield and broke it. The Trooper gave me the ticket for flipping him the bird.
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I had some surgery on my shoulder about 5 or 6 years ago, and then underwent several weeks of physical therapy. On my final visit, the therapist gave me some exercises to do at home, informing me I'd need a partner to help me with them. That night my husband and I celebrated my recovery with an especially boisterous romp in the boudoir. The next morning I told him I had some exercises for my shoulder that I needed his help with. With a sly grin he asked, "Did we do any of them last night?"
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