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A lady walks in a computer store one day with a box of 5 1/2 inch disks, says "I bought these disks and they seem to be defective." "So", says the salesman, "what type of computer do you have?" "An Apple," says she. So fine, he says, and takes her over to a IIe... "Oh, not this one," she said, "I own one of those!" And points to a Mac. (at this point the salesman, as you do, saw where this was going, and refused to believe it.) "Well," says the salesman "these are 5 1/2 inch disks, they won't won't fit in one of those..." "Oh, I made them fit." Says the woman. Needless to say, she had taken a pair of scissors...
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Now let's see here if I understand all this correctly. President Clinton has ordered our forces to engage an entrenched, politically motivated enemy, backed by the Russians, on their home ground, in a foreign civil war, in difficult terrain, with limited military objectives, bombing restrictions, boundary and operational restrictions, queasy allies, far across the ocean, with uncertain goals, without prior consultation with congress, the potential for escalation, while limiting the forces at his disposal, and the majority of Americans opposed to or at least uncertain about the value of the action being worth American lives. So just what was it that he was opposed to in Vietnam?
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Prof. Lachner once taught a class from 2:30pm to 5:30pm. Every time the class met, all the students would have a lot of food on their desks when the class started. During the 5 minutes break, all of them would line a queue at the nearby vending machine. He couldn't understand why these students were hungry all the time, anyway, his class was just after the lunch time and long before dinner time. Prof. Somebody was not happy about this because when they ate, they make a lot of noise. So he announced one day "No food in the class". Next class he found the classroom extremely quiet. Guess what, everybody was dozing because nothing was keeping them awake.
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