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Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the
Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper
reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he
was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee. Bet
*that* person won't have much to say.
Send this story to a friend 1 Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam.
While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart
and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...." She was
surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was
sitting . . .
Send this story to a friend 2 I wanted to make an impression at a family reunion and remember the
names of all of the new husband's family members. There was one
gent whom I'd asked his name and tried very to remember but failed
repeatedly. Finally he bailed me out and said his name was Dick.
Without a thought I quickly said, "Gosh, how could I forget? You
*look* like a 'Dick'!!!"
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