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It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
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A week after high school I was shipped off to a military college with a no contact with home policy. Not a good idea, but my idea. I returned home at the end of the quarter to find my mother, father, and the home I grew up in were gone. She thought the vacant lot was a great joke. It was. But if I ever talk to a therapist, I'm going to mention this.
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