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My brother snores soo loud. Recently we went out west for vacation, and he didn't snore at all...except the first night we were there. It got to be so bad that I took my pillow, sheet, and blanket and went into the bathroom to sleep. I put my stuff in the bathtub, shut the door, and fell asleep in the tub. Me, being the sound sleeper that I am, didn't hear the door open when my brother had to use the toilet. Seeing me fast asleep in the bathtub, he turned the water on. I slept right through the whole thing until morning, when my sheet and blanket were soaked by lukewarm water. I thought I wet the bed until my brother confessed a few days later.
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Got in trouble for watching a woman breast feed her baby at the mall, she got mad and told her husband to beat the shit out of me....now I admit the flashbulb may have made the baby cry....
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One of the most effective ways of sharing the feeling of God's daily presence with the family is to have the children ask the blessing for the evening meal. But, of course, many families don't have this custom, which accounts for the puzzlement of a little boy who went to dinner with his parents at the home of a very elderly gentleman. After watching the old man bow his head and speak in hushed tones, the boy asked his mother, "What did Mr. Bryan say to his plate?" from "Faith, Hope and Hilarity: The Child's Eye View of Religion" by Dick Van Dyke
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