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A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
- Morey Amsterdam
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"That's the old American way
- If you got a good thing, then overdo it."
- Record Executive Phil Walden
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So it goes
- Kurt Vonnegut
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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
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A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
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