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Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. (Anamaniacs)
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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I like the West - that's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle
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