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A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.
- Lazarus Long
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Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson
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We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools;
that's the only way most of us got through.
- Sam Levenson
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Medicine reports that it has already happened.
A new-born baby laughing like crazy, its hands full of pills.
-Sam Levenson
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