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So, you don't like jail?
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
- Charles Bukowski
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Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
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"... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx
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Anyone who doesn't believe in the Tooth Fairy is
offending all the gay dentists in America.
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Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.
- Lazarus Long
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