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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the
temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
--Ambrose Bierce
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Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
--Catherine Zandonella
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"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
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If you can't say something nice about someone, you are
probably talking about the Ayatollah Khomeini.
-Steve Martin
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Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way, and
the other is to let her have it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson
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