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Hey, someone might want to break-dance to Beethoven
while reciting Melville. Or maybe Brahms...
- Russ Suter
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And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra
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"If your mind changes itself fast enough, the result is vertigo."
- Jim Harrison
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"Whenever someone asks me what two plus two equals, I just
shake my head and laugh at them for asking such a dumb question,
even though I really don't know the answer. What gullible fools."
- Will Gillespie
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"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Mork, Mork and Mindy
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