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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. W.C. Fields
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm home now,but leave a message and I'll call when I'm out. Steven Wright
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A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. Unknown
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I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
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Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. - Edward Abbey
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