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Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
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I date this girl for two years-and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name..."
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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you. David Letterman
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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is. Ayn Rand
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