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"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate
it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it
and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for
seventy-five cents."
- Billiam Coronel
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"You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of
Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
- Pearl Williams
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"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards
of emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork
involved when your house lands on a witch."
- Dave James
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The problem was his poetry, which was of the Naturalistic school
and leaned heavily on the S alliteration: "Sad, sorrow-sunk survivors
of a sadistic society, saturated with strong, stiff stench of
stifling strife..."
- Patrick F. McManus
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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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