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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams
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the last person to laugh is slow and partially retarded Sent by Ryan
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don't hit a man with glasses... hit him with a baseball bat
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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." - Dave Edison
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