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Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked wom
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I don't jog, it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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I don't exercise at all. If God meant for us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up on our body.
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