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"High heels will make your legs look more elegant. Now, how can you shave them without my wife finding out?" - Dave Henry
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"The meek will inherit the earth - but not the mineral rights." - J. Paul Getty
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"Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously." - Booth Tarkington
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If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops. - Kelvin Throop
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We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. - Albert Einstein
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