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After finding no qualified candidates for the position
of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to
announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools,
Barrington, Rhode Island
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I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank,
explaining why we should export toxic wastes to
Third World countries
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
vice-presidential candidate during a news
conference in which he was asked his
opinion of the Holocaust
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.
-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
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