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Well, I think we ought to let him hang there. Let him twist slowly, slowly in the wind. --- John Ehrlichman
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. - - - Joseph Heller
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight. --- from "The Greatest American Hero"
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"I've found crashing jets into skyscrapers is a good way to catch supervillains. But since this is real life and not a comic book, maybe it's not such a hot idea after all." - David James
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The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. -- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series
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