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"Stupidity, like hydrogen, is one of the basic
building blocks of the Universe."
- Frank Zappa, during an explanation of why the New York Times
newspaper refused to carry advertising for his new movie.
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"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
So that we may love you instead of laugh at you."
- Mrs. Patrick Campbell (English actress)
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"I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which
when you looked at it the right way did not become still more
complicated."
- Poul Anderson
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Sex is the most fun I have ever had -- without laughing.
- Woody Allen
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God is not dead, he just moved to a better neighborhood.
(Unknown)
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