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Hey Masturbater (To The Tune Of Macarena) Sitting in my house and I know that I'm alona, Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona, Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona, Hey Masturbata!!! I go a little faster and it's feeling kind of nicea, Once is not enough so I have to do it twicea, If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea, Hey Masturbata!!! I use some baby oil or a little vaselina, Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana, Never shake my hand cos you don't know where its beena, Hey Masturbata!!! I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta, One hand on the wheel and the other on my meata, I can't get out the car cos I'm sticking to the seata, Hey Masturbata!!! Since I was a kid I have been a mastubater, Choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata, I've looked at Miss November, now I'm gonna decorata, Hey Masturbata!!!! Sent by Paul
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submitted by mel & nan There once was a girl from the East who had a bad case of the yeast her guy said "pish, pish" "it smells like dead fish" "and that's a smell I don't like in the least"
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There once was a man from Horton, Who had one long ball and one short one, To make up for his loss, He had a cock like a hoss, And could fart like a 650 Norton. Sent by Dale
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It Hurts I'm sure you can't imagine it's as simple as can be the place is very private the players are he and she She whispers softly it will hurt of course not he replied It's just a simple proscess lay back and close your eyes She say's I'm rather frightned I've never done this before He wanted to continue it won't hurt much more It's getting rather painfull as tears come to her eyes it's hurting something awful it must be quite a size Calm yourself my darling the pleasure refolds your sin Now open slightly so I can fit more in Suddenly with a jerk she gave a shout Now that it's all over with He slowly pulled it out *Now if you read this carefully you will find it's not what you think it's just your dirty mind It is just a visit to the dentist!!! Sent by Tamara
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There once was a man named Houdini, Who spilled some Gin on his weenie. Said his date, "How uncouth!". So he poured on some Vermouth, And slipped the young girl a martini! Sent by NINA
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