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In the begging there were two leaves one covered Adam's and one covered Eve's then one day those leaves blew away then in the wind Adam's thing started to sway then in amazement as he stood there he noticed Eve's treasure all covered with hair then to Eve's wondering eyes Adam's thing started to rise so they went at it and at it for days on end its amazing how many ways people can bend Sent by Bubba
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There was a young laundress of Lamas Who invented high amorous dramas For the spots she espied Dried and hardened inside The pants of the parson's pajamas.
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A young wife in the outskirts of Tass Preferred frigging to going to mass. Said her husband, "Take Jacques, Or any young cock, For I cannot live up to your ass."
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A vice both obscene and unsavory Holds the Mayor of Southhampton in slavery. With bloodcurdling howls He deflowers young owls Which he keeps in an underground aviary.
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Winter is here with his grouch, The time when you sneeze and slouch. You can't take your women Canoein' or swimmin', But a lot can be done on a couch.
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