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What is a yankee?
A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Why do gay men have moustaches?
To hide the stretchmarks.
Send this joke to a friend 2 What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
Her legs.
Send this joke to a friend 3 What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
They both leak when they're fucked!
Send this joke to a friend 4 Which of the following doesn't belong?
(a) meat
(b) eggs
(c) wife
(d) blow job
(D) A blowjob because its possible to beat your meat,
your eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
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