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Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong.
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Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them. Patient: Oh, thank you very much. Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.
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A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died." "But you see I'm alive ," smiled the friend. "Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "The man who told me is much more reliable than you."
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The Importance Of "Correct Punctuation" Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy--will you let me be yours? Gloria -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear John: I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be? Yours, Gloria
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If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.
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