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How are men like UFOs?
You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,
or what time they're going to take off.
Send this joke to a friend 1 What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
When the power goes off.
Send this joke to a friend 2 What is a macho man?
After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,
'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?'
Send this joke to a friend 3 Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
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