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What food best describes a man?
Jerky
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How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking
a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is
frowning and looking put out.
The egg mutters to no one in particular,
"I guess we answered that question."
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What are the three words you don't want to hear while making love?
"Honey, I'm home!"
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
He: Your sense of humor.
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